Star Wars (1977)

For a number of years this site has reviewed a film from the twentieth century (plus a couple of films from the very late 19th!) every day... but it has to end somewhere, and ending with 1,999 reviews is rather apt, and quite funny. Well it makes me laugh anyway. So, let us finish with a review of my favourite film of all...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the Galactic Empire is ruling planets with an iron fist, though the plucky Rebels are fighting back. The Empire has built a powerful new battle station called the Death Star which can destroy an entire planet with one shot but the Rebels, led by Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher), have stolen the plans so they can find a weakness. 

Darth Vader (David Prowse) captures Leia but the plans are sent away with some androids. These androids and the plans find themselves in the possession of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) who teams up with Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) to get the plans to the Rebels. However, first they need the help of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew)...

But I'm sure most people already know the story!

This is the greatest of all films, to me anyway. Seeing it as a small boy truly did change my life. This is where my love of sci-fi and of technology came from. Maybe without this film this site wouldn't have ever existed, well you never know.

The story itself is quite basic, though not in a bad way, and is a series of action set pieces in the vein of a movie serial, as was George Lucas' intension. The original Star Wars has a magic which makes it endlessly re-watchable, i'm sure i've seen this film more than any other. Many other films and merchandise followed, some of it good, a lot of it not but that doesn't detract from this film which is the best of all.

Well thats it, the last review. I hope you have enjoyed them and watched some of the films i have mentioned. Many thanks for your views over the years.

The Salzburg Connection (1972)

A complicated spy drama involving Nazi secrets, it looks amazing but what exactly is going on?

Mathison (Barry Newman) is an American in Austria investigating missing payments for a publisher, though really he is working for the CIA. After various people have gone missing, Mathison is drawn into a complicated and deadly plot involving lost Nazi secrets and competing secret service departments. 

He is helped by the wife widow of one of the lost men, Anna (Anna Karina) whose annoying brother knows where the secrets are. Perky KGB agent Elissa (Karen Jensen) is also hunting for the plans...

The scenery, both in and out of town, is sumptuous so this film looks amazing, but what is it actually about. The story is very complicated, though packs a little too much in which makes things confusing. Things pick up a bit towards the end but to get there it can be a bit of a slog.

Red Alert (1977)

A tense drama set in a nuclear power station which is on the verge of blowing up and irradiating half of the USA!

Alerts are sounded at a nuclear power station, then there are a number of explosions. However, the control computer seems to think there is a radiation leak despite evidence on the ground to the contrary. It appears that a disgruntled employee may have placed bombs around the reactor and these need to be found before they cause a critical accident...

As Frank (William Devane) and Carl (Michael Brandon) desperately try and avert disaster they have to contend with the computer as well as the reactor...

An excellent TV movie that ramps up the drama as the reactor temperate rises. This film has it all, technological chaos, political intrigue and personal tragedy. The film fits so much in and does a very good job with it.

The Marseille Contract (1974)

A stellar cast, a good plot but somehow a bit of a disappointment.

US agent Ventura (Anthony Quinn) has been trying to bring drug baron Brizard (James Mason) down for ages but to no avail, so he decides to employ a contract killer. 

To his surprise the assassin turns out to be an old friend, Deray (Michael Caine). Deray is sent down to Marseille to get involved with Brizard's organisation, meanwhile Ventura is starting to have second thoughts...

A decent enough early 1970s crime movie though with the three leads you might expect a little more, maybe we are just being a bit greedy? This is still an enjoyable film, gritty and violent at times and also with some good sports car action. 

Special Delivery (1976)

An enjoyable heist movie with a difference, the actual heist just setting things up.

Murdock (Bo Swenson) leads a daring bank robbery, though when the robbers try to get away things start to go wrong. Only Murdock manages to get away after he stuffs half a million dollars in cash in a post box. Now he has to find out a way to get the cash out of the post box before it is collected. 

Unfortunately, a couple of people noticed what he did. One is a petty drug pusher (Michael C Gwynne) and the other a young woman Mary (Cybill Shepherd) who wants to get him into bed... and get her hands on the cash.

Although the premise is a little silly at times this is a solid film with a good relationship between Murdock and Mary. The action scenes which book end the film (the first being the robbery and chase) are both very well done.

Thief (1971)

An intelligent and enjoyable TV movie with a rather shocking ending.

Neal (Richard Crenna) is an amiable soul, keeping himself in shape, trying to get custody of his kid and building a new relationship with Jean (Angie Dickinson). 

However, he has a bit of a dark secret: he is a burglar! He has tried to go straight but his gambling addiction means he now owes money to the mob, much to to the despair of his friend and lawyer Charles (Cameron Mitchell). In order to meet his debts, Neal has to do one more big job, and this one could be his most risky one yet...

A very good story that makes a sympathetic character out of someone who would usually be a villain. The actual robberies we see are very tense, you are drawn in and feel worried for Neal when he is so close to being caught in the act! The ending though will surprise you, but maybe not in a good way.

The President's Plane Is Missing (1973)

A tense conspiracy - Cold War drama that is somewhat let down by it's ending.

Air Force One crashes in the desert, the President is missing but assumed dead. The hapless Vice President  called Kermit (Buddy Ebsen) is now in charge but under pressure by White House hawks to launch a nuclear strike on China! However, reporter Mark Jones (Peter Graves) is suspicious, he doesn't think the President is missing after all...

So, that is the premise and it is a great one. This is a superb TV movie with good performances and an air of tension throughout (if punctuated where the advert breaks would be have!) 

The only problem with the film is the resolution and the big reveal, which stretches credibility a bit and also relies on a bit of luck. However, this is a really enjoyable watch.

Satan's Triangle (1975)

It is the Bermuda Triangle with a twist!

A boat issues an SOS and a US Coast Guard helicopter is despatched crewed by Pagnolini (Michael Conrad) and Haig (Doug McClure). Haig ends up stranded on the boat due to a storm, and he finds there is a survivor Eva (Kim Novak). 

She tells him of horrible events which took place on the boat after a priest was rescued from the open sea, which resulted in the deaths of the rest of the crew. Yet, what really happened?

An excellent TV movie which presents the familiar (and cool in the 1970s) Bermuda Triangle mystery and gives its an extra supernatural bite. The dark twist at the end elevates this into a movie well worth your time.

Time Travelers (1976)

An enjoyable TV movie, if you can overcome the rather ridiculous premise.

A new disease is in danger of getting out of control. The only way to fight the disease is apparently to... travel back in time to Chicago 1871 where the disease once rose before but was successfully treated by a now long dead doctor. Earnshaw (Sam Groom) and Adams (Tom Hallick) are sent back in time. Unfortunately, there is a slight miscalculation and they are sent just days before the great Chicago fire which will destroy everything...

OK, you obviously will consider that if the US government possesses time travel technology you may wonder why a mere virus is now a problem. However, if you suspend enough disbelief than this is a fine little film.

The Swiss Conspiracy (1976)

A superb crime drama, though it does seem intent in shoehorning every Swiss cliché into it that is possible.

Swiss banks are famous for their secrecy and discretion, however someone is putting that at risk by black mailing the customers of the bank operated by Hurtil (Ray Milland). 

Former US agent Christopher (David Janssen) is bought in to investigate, but soon tangles with mobster Hayes (John Saxon) and the rather more lovely Abbott (Senta Berger). There is an insider behind this conspiracy, the identity of which is quite a surprise...

A very good film, though leans rather more heavily on the "Swiss-ness" of the setting than maybe it should. At times it does risk becoming self-parody but luckily the strong plot and good performances save the day and make this a very worthwhile film indeed.

Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976)

A crazy martial arts film involving ridiculous combat... a lot of it.

In the days of ancient China, the people are kept under control by the Manchu by the practitioners of the flying guillotine. The master of this bizarre device, which looks like a bowl lined with razor blades, is the blind monk Fung (Kang Kam). He is out to gain revenge on the one armed fighter Liu Te Lung (Yu Wang) who killed two of his disciples...

That is the plot, which isn't much. The film is mostly about the fighting and there is a lot of it in this film. In fact the film is nearly all fight scenes which are held together by the odd bit of plot. Those fight scenes, especially the final battle between Fung and Liu are on the whole pretty terrific.

Death Machines (1976)

A crazy martial arts film which pushes the boundaries even for this time and genre!

A Dragon Lady (Mari Honjo) - evil of course, and seemingly unable to open her mouth much when she speaks - has had three martial arts fighters injected with a serum to turn them into zombie killing machines (Michael Chong, Ronald Marchini and Joshua Johnson). 

They wipe out a mafia boss' usual assassin force so he had no choice but to hire them instead to do the killings he desires. What can the police do about this?

The film makes no sense (well that is a surprise). The bizarre antics and performances, plus a lot of violence make the film very watchable in the "so bad it's good" category.

Speedtrap (1977)

If you like seeing 1970s cars race around and crash, you are in luck.

A string of car thefts, by a mysterious and highly skilled driver who uses a box of electronic tricks to foil the police, is putting Captain Hogan (Morgan Woodward) under pressure. To his dismay, a private investigator is bought in to help. 

Pete Novick (Joe Don Baker) has a bit of a reputation, and a large collection of speeding tickets. He is paired up with one of his ex-s Nolan (Tyne Daly) and begins to unravel a complicated and dangerous plot involving the mob...

A great 1970s piece of car chasing trash. It doesn't really work that well as a crime movie due to the the often confusing plot and meaningless filler. However, for car chases and frequent crashes, plus some cop action it is very enjoyable.

Stingray (1978)

Hapless hoodlums desperately try to get their loot back which has been hidden in a hot (in more ways than one) car...

Drug dealers Tony (Bert Hinchman) and Lonigan (William Watson) kill two cops who try to frame them and hide a stash of cash and drugs in a Stingray that is on sale on a used car lot (well why not?) 

After they link up with their violent boss Abigail (Sherry Jackson) - who is also dressed as a nun - they discover the car has been sold to Elmo (Les Lannom) and Al (Christopher Mitchum). Soon, a mad chase is going on as both the police and the criminals are after them...

This is an enjoyable watch, its a bit of a romp with plenty of car chases, violence and comedic nonsense. Fast moving, especially in the Stingray, and quite ridiculous but a lot of fun.

Fighting Ace (1979)

A generic revenge kung fu story is enlivened by some top notch action.

As a boy Kao Che (John Liu) witnesses a madman kill his father (for a book), and then rape and kill his mother (just because). 

Twenty years later he learns kung fu from a number of teachers including Kwan Yeung Moon who does an incredible action set piece, and accompanied by a comedy sidekick (of course) he sets out for revenge...

Well the story isn't very original but that doesn't really matter. People watch films like this for the action and that is very good. A great film for kicks for sure and some innovative fights.

Bad Georgia Road (1977)

A very amiable tale of moon shine running and culture shocks.

Bored New Yorker Molly (Carol Lynley) finds she has inherited a farm from a distant relative in Alabama. When she gets there she finds her fantasies of a fancy farmstead are a bit off base as her farm is very run down and the only thing that makes money is the moon shine still. 

Leroy (Gary Lockwood) takes the illegal booze to customers in his hot rod and he immediately takes a dislike to Molly, though you know that won't last long...

This is a fun film although not very original. The culture shock of the NY city slicker ending up in the middle of nowhere is amusing, though the best parts of the film are the various car chases between Leroy and the law.

Dixie Dynamite (1976)

A low budget usually harms a film but in this case it kind of suits it.

After their moonshine making father (Mark Miller) is killed in a police chase, his daughters (Jane Anne Johnson and Kathy McHaley) take over the still and aim to get revenge. They discover that the federal agents who caused the police trouble were fake and an evil rich businessman Stanley Adams is looking to get his hands on Miller's land. The girls get the help of a dirt biker Warren Oates with their search for revenge.

The grubby setting and cheap rough camerawork at times suits the story. A fine B-movie. One of the stunt bikers was Steve McQueen (though he was wearing a helmet but not recognisable) who took the job as he was bored!

The Fuzz (1972)

A grubby but fun early 1970s crime drama, maybe a little too much fun.

A police precinct in Boston is grappling with a rather awful case of two kids who are setting tramps on fire (so usual stuff then) when they receive a phone call threatening to kill local politicians unless the city stumps up with a lot of cash. When a police commissioner is shot dead, the police including Detectives Carella (Burt Reynolds) and McHenry (Raquel Welch) now know this is a real threat. The search is on for the mysterious bald, deaf man (Yul Brynner) who seems to be behind it...

A gritty and chaotic film, reflected in the police station itself as the police wrestle with a complicated case working around a couple of wisecracking redecorators who drip paint everywhere. The police are often shown to be a bit inept, and there is a lot of comedy in this film. There is maybe a little too much goofiness to suit the seriousness of the crimes but this is an enjoyable watch.

Steel (1979)

A film about high places which unfortunately doesn't quite raise to the challenge.

A major project to build a new skyscraper is running behind schedule, things not being helped when the chief engineer Cassidy (George Kennedy) dies in an accident thanks to some faulty equipment. Cassidy's daughter Cass (Jennifer O'Neill) is desperate for her Dad's last project to not end in failure so brings in Mike (Lee Majors) to lead the job completion. Time is short and there is a lot left to do, can he head up HS2 after this?

Not a bad film and sometimes unintentionally hilarious, such as the scene when Mike is introduced. He is seen driving a big truck, wearing a vest and listening to country music. One of the most American scenes in modern movie history. The film has plenty of construction site butch antics, i get the feeling these guys would have thought modern day health and safety is woke.

Not an amazing film but certainly a little different.

The Mad Bomber (1973)

A pretty brutal and also rather good 1970s cop drama.

Distraught over the death of daughter, Dorn (Chuck Connors) begins a bombing campaign to blow institutions (including his daughter's ex-school) he blames for her death. The police are stumped without a clue who the bomber is, however there is a clue. 

During one bombing, a girl at a mental hospital, which is about to be bombed, is raped. Detective Minelli (Vince Edwards) desperately seeks the rapist (Neville Brand) not only for his crimes but also because he might be the only man who can identify the bomber...

A deliciously dark slice of the ultraviolent 1970s which revolves around the broken minds of two criminals, both superbly played by Connors and Brand. A graphic film for sure that maybe could have left a little more to the imagination. Very compelling viewing.