A fun comedy horror / mystery romp. An eccentric millionaire has died, his relatives (whom he mostly hated) gather to hear his will. However he has a final strange stipulation, unless he is buried in a glass dome he will have the terms of his will reversed so those who get a lot will get little and versa. A string of mysteries and intrigues begin...
Hapless insurance agent Albert (Jack Haley) is dragged into the intrigue by Jean Parker and ends up having to try and find out who is trying to steal the body, bury him underground and reverse the will...
An entertaining film full of dark house mystery tropes (hidden passages, stormy night, real eyes behind paintings et cetera). It even has Bela Lugosi in it as the somewhat creepy butler obsessed with making coffee.
Tuesday, August 4, 2020
Monday, August 3, 2020
Bruce Li in New Guinea (1978)
Crazy Bruceploitation. Bruce Li (not Lee of course) plays an anthropologist who goes to New Guinea with his friend to explore the mysterious snake cult tribe. After a number of fights, including against the likes of Bolo Yeung, Bruce goes missing only to re-emerge from the jungle some time later. Back in HK he is a changed man, and seems to be possessed by the snake spirit...
Bruce remembers that he was nursed back to health by Princess Ankawa (Danna) after being poisoned in a fight against the Snake Wizard (Sing Chen)...
The plot is fairly simple and doesn't get in the way of a series of kung fu fights, some of which are pretty decent. However a little more storyline and a little less fighting might have improved the film a bit. The film is a perfect example of the genre: terrible dubbing, odd sound effects and fast editing. It even has a man in a rather unconvincing ape costume! Not terrible but not terribly original either.
Bruce remembers that he was nursed back to health by Princess Ankawa (Danna) after being poisoned in a fight against the Snake Wizard (Sing Chen)...
The plot is fairly simple and doesn't get in the way of a series of kung fu fights, some of which are pretty decent. However a little more storyline and a little less fighting might have improved the film a bit. The film is a perfect example of the genre: terrible dubbing, odd sound effects and fast editing. It even has a man in a rather unconvincing ape costume! Not terrible but not terribly original either.
Friday, July 31, 2020
A Jazzed Honeymoon (1919)
Harold Lloyd and Bebe Daniels are newly weds, however their honeymoon doesn't get off to the best of starts. Harold is booed and assaulted by his own wedding guests. Then to make matters worse Harold is left behind by the taxi! When he gets to their cruise ship he is forced to take a job as the world's worse stoker in the engine room.
An enjoyable little comedy film. Much slapstick follows and nonsense. It is all a bit silly and unbelievable of course but the energy and invention wins through.
An enjoyable little comedy film. Much slapstick follows and nonsense. It is all a bit silly and unbelievable of course but the energy and invention wins through.
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1910s,
Comedy,
Short Feature,
Silent Movie,
USA
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Escape from the Bronx (1983)
This isn't a subtle film, it isn't a film with a great deal of plot either. It is a film full of machine guns, flamethrowers and explosions. A sequel to Bronx Warriors which introduced Trash (Mark Gregory) and his world of gangs in the decaying Bronx, several years later the Bronx is due for demolition to be replaced by a swanky new build by a huge corporation which has the politicians in it's pocket. Wrangler (Henry Silva) has been tasked with civilian clearance with his army of helmeted exterminators...
Trash is a big thorn in the redevelopment plans, Wrangler and his men are out to get him. Trash has plans of his own though, with the help of Strike (Giancarlo Prete) he plans to kidnap the president of the corporation (Ennio Girolami)...
Endless gunfights and slaughter follow. The film makers were very keen on slow motion shots of people being thrown through the air by an explosion, you'll get a lot of those in this film. It is superb mindless violent fun, if you like that sort of thing of course! It doesn't make a great deal of sense naturally.
Trash is a big thorn in the redevelopment plans, Wrangler and his men are out to get him. Trash has plans of his own though, with the help of Strike (Giancarlo Prete) he plans to kidnap the president of the corporation (Ennio Girolami)...
Endless gunfights and slaughter follow. The film makers were very keen on slow motion shots of people being thrown through the air by an explosion, you'll get a lot of those in this film. It is superb mindless violent fun, if you like that sort of thing of course! It doesn't make a great deal of sense naturally.
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
The Mysterious Mr. Wong (1934)
A wonderfully camp Chinatown crime drama. Mr Wong (Bela Lugosi) is after the twelve coins of Confucius, once he has them he will have power of a province of China. To get them he unleashes his goons to kill. Jason Barton (Wallace Ford) is a reporter trying to find out why there are so many murders taking place in Chinatown.
Jason Barton finds out a mysterious Mr Wong is behind the murders. A secret agent from China (Fred Warren) is also looking for Wong. Jason Barton is also pursuing Peg (Arline Judge), who gets involved in his adventures...
Lugosi playing yellowface but with his usual voice and accent was certainly one of the cinematic wonders of the age. A cheap but fast moving film, chock full of dodgy stereotypes of course but taken at face value it is a highly enjoyable romp.
Jason Barton finds out a mysterious Mr Wong is behind the murders. A secret agent from China (Fred Warren) is also looking for Wong. Jason Barton is also pursuing Peg (Arline Judge), who gets involved in his adventures...
Lugosi playing yellowface but with his usual voice and accent was certainly one of the cinematic wonders of the age. A cheap but fast moving film, chock full of dodgy stereotypes of course but taken at face value it is a highly enjoyable romp.
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