The Journey: Absolution (1997)

A very confusing film. An asteroid hits the Earth, thirty years later the world is now a frozen Hell, which seems to now consist of remote bases in the snow populated by near naked men who spend their days working out and indulging in military weirdness. Murphy (Mario Lopez) arrives at the base as a new cadet under the command of the deranged Bradley (Richard Greico), who is a man who worships Richard Nixon, smokes a lot of cigars and has a weird plan that involves torturing naked young men...

Murphy is in fact a spy, trying to find his missing comrade Lyles (Charles Mattocks) and also discover what on (frozen) Earth Bradley is doing. With the help of his friend Quintana (Nick Spano) and token female Wade (Jaime Pressly), Murphy discovers Bradley's plot to facilitate the final invasion of the Earth from another world...

This film truly is low budget sci-fi nonsense. The plot is hard to follow and doesn't make a lot of sense, the dialogue is frequently banal. A rather large proportion of the running time consists of muscular young men in their underwear, working out hard and getting sweaty - so it isn't all bad then! It is campy, ridiculous and (unintentionally) hilarious.

Dick Turpin (1925)

Dick Turpin (Tom Mix), of course, was a brutal criminal in reality though this film portrays him as a movie hero. Turpin is a dashing hero alongside his friend Tom King (Alan Hale) and this is standard swashbuckling fare with plenty of splendid horsemanship (with the famous screen horse Tony as Black Bess) and fighting (sword, guns and fists).

Dick Turpin has a girl (Kathleen Myers), but she is due to wed in a terrible marriage. Dick Turpin manages to get the girl after a series of adventures including a rather good boxing match. This is a typical silent movie epic with splendid costumes, sets and a huge cast of extras.

Tom Mix (with Tony the Horse) was the top on-screen cowboy of the silent movie era so it is interesting to see him in a different era, even if much of the action is similar.

200 Motels (1971)

As crazy as you imagine a Frank Zappa long-feature would be. This isn't really a film as such, more like a very long music video of Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention interspersed with various strange vignettes including Keith Moon as a hot Nun, Donald Duck on drugs and Ringo Starr playing... Frank Zappa!

Nothing makes sense of course, it is a freeform kaleidoscope of music and art. The music can be very good, everything else can sometimes be a bit more miss than hit but certainly worth seeing (maybe just the once). Frank Zappa said he wanted to show how touring could make you crazy. He certainly succeeded. 

The film is a little too self-indulgent if we are to be honest. A film of it's time, which can be a good and a bad thing.

The 13th Man (1937)

An enjoyable crime drama, even if the identity of the murderer is a bit obvious. DA Sutherland (William Gould) is about to announce his next target for investigation when he keels over, later it is discovered that he died due to a poison dart. Radio announcer Swifty Taylor (Weldon Heyburn) begins an investigation into who bumped off the DA, with the help of his friend Jimmy (Milburn Stone). The police are also investigating but of course Lt. O'Hara (Robert Homans) takes a back seat to Swifty!

When Jimmy is also killed, on his wedding day, Swifty knows that he is also in deadly danger. His secretary (and girl) Julie (Inez Courtney) is also acutely aware that Swifty may soon share Jimmy's fate. But who is behind the murders? The DA listed a whole host of potential suspects, Swifty brings them all to his radio studio to make the grand reveal...

A tight and fast moving drama. The film keeps you guessing as most of the investigation carried out by Jimmy and Swifty is purposely kept vague, however watchers of these kinds of murder mysteries will soon get a good feeling as to who the murderer probably is! Hardly very original, but a very acceptable little film.

Emergency Call (1952)

Although a bit plodding at times, this is a very interesting and engaging film. A young girl is dying in hospital, her only chance is a complete blood transfusion but she has the rarest blood group of all only shared by a handful of people in the country. Scotland Yard in the shape of Inspector Lane (Jack Warner) helps Doctor Carter (Anthony Steel) track down the blood donors required...

And they are a varied lot with a number of stories to tell, including the boxer Mahoney (real boxer Freddie Mills) who is having to take a dive on the advice of his spiv manager (Sid James). They also include the sailor (Earl Cameron) who refuses to help but won't give his reason. Then there is Jackson (Geoffrey Hibbert) who is wanted for murder. Lane tracks him down in a dramatic showdown in a dark warehouse...

A medical and crime drama with a difference. A very realistic film with good and natural acting. Maybe not the most thrilling of films but certainly compelling enough with emotion and tension aplenty especially from the child's mother (Joy Shelton).