Monday, February 7, 2022

I, Monster (1971)

A re-telling of the Jekyll & Hyde story, though though renamed Marlowe & Blake for some reason. An enjoyable horror.

Dr Marlowe (Christopher Lee) is a follower of the ideas of Freud and has developed a serum which can remove inhibitions. The first person he tries it on, a young woman, removes all of her clothes. For some reason Marlowe decided to continue his experiments on himself. He becomes a craved vicious thug with a deformed face who haunts the streets of Old London Town called Mr Blake...

Marlowe's friend Utterson (Peter Cushing) is starting to suspect things are not right with Marlowe. As for the Doctor, prolonged use of the serum begin to push him over the edge and out of control...

This is a good version of Jekyll & Hyde, with the Victorian feel down to a tee. Christopher Lee gives his usual excellent performance in a British horror of the period though the film falls short of being truly great. The action is often a bit static and Cushing could have done with more of a role. 

Friday, February 4, 2022

In the Line of Fire (1993)

This is a superbly tense thriller involving the protection... and assassination of US presidents.

Frank (Clint Eastwood) is a grizzled old Secret Service agent, his claim to fame/infamy was that he was present when JFK was shot. Frank discovers a plot to kill the current president who is seeking re-election. Nothing too unusual there but it soon transpires that this is not a normal threat to POTUS. Frank begins a cat and mouse chase with a mysterious and deadly foe called Leary (John Malkovich) who will stop at nothing to achieve his aims.

As the election campaign reaches it's final stages, Leary prepares to strike. Can Frank stop him and gain redemption (and get his leg-over with fellow agent Lilly (Rene Russo))?

Leary's plot is pretty intricate and maybe slightly far fetched (though his amazing abilities are later explained). Eastwood does a great turn as the veteran with plenty of past demons, Malkovich superbly dark and menacing. 

Thursday, February 3, 2022

Jail Bait (1954)

A rather strange and technically terrible but very watchable little crime drama, directed by Ed Wood Jr - say no more!

Don (Clancy Malone) is the son of eminent plastic surgeon Dr Gregor (Herbert Rawlinson), but Don has chosen the world of low rent crime with Vic Brady (Timothy Farrell). After a robbery goes wrong, Don and Vic are now on the run for murder of a police officer. Vic kills Don when the son wants to give himself up. With the police in the form of Johns (Lyle Talbot) searching for him, Vic forces Dr Gregor to use his skills to change his appearance. When the bandages are finally removed, Vic has a real shock!

A clumsy film with indifferent acting and dialogue, static staging, a curiously sparse soundtrack which seems to come from a completely different film and a basic plot. However, the twist is great (even if you see if coming a mile off). A perfectly watchable film, despite everything. 

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

The Galaxy Invader (1985)

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, an awful tale of rednecks versus an alien.

David (Greg Dohler) spots a UFO land in the woods, nearby terrible drunk Joe (Richard Ruxton) is out hunting his daughter with a rifle (something you imagine is a regular occurrence). He spots a green man carrying advanced technology and reacts as any real American would... he shoots it!

What follows is a horrendously dreary and garbled series of events in the woods as the alien is captured after a shootout, escapes, then is shot again. At the end though the true threat to life on Earth isn't the green man with his ridiculous laser gun but Joe in his torn t-shirt and massive capacity for alcohol and shooting... well anything.

Every redneck stereotype under the sun is employed in this ridiculous film. Somehow it is brilliant and hilarious, but quite how is a mystery beyond the ability of any advanced alien science to explain.

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

How Men Propose (1913)

An interesting short feature. Three men propose to the same woman (Margarita Fischer) - without realising. When they finally realise it they go to see the woman and discover that she was just researching for an article she was writing on how men propose for a magazine!

There isn't much to the film though it has some historic and curiosity value.