Feeders (1996)

Aliens have come to conquer the world, though first it seems they need a snack... on humans.

A rather dodgy looking flying saucer deposits a couple of small aliens in the US backwoods. They begin to hunt down their prey, humans. Meanwhile, Derek (Jon McBride) and Bennett (John Polonia) are on a road trip and travel though where the aliens are. They are soon involved in the troublesome situation, with aliens who prove hard to kill until local girl Michelle (Melissa Torpy) treads on one...

This is quite an awfully made and zero-budget film. It looks like it was filmed in 1976 rather than 1996 and on well used video tape at that. The story and acting is rather poor and the special effects terrible. The film is of course... brilliant despite all of that, hilarious (usually unintentionally). The film has heart too, it doesn't feel cynical. 

The film is what it is and should be enjoyed because of that.

Unknown World (1951)

Low wattage thrills deep underground.

Dr Morley (Victor Kilian) is convinced the world is heading towards atomic annihilation and thinks mankind needs a new home deep underground to keep safe. He forms a foundation and raises funds to build a machine that can explore deep underground. With a team of scientists and rich playboy financier Wright (Bruce Kellogg) the mission begins...

Of course, deep underground is a dangerous place (though also unfortunately a bit dreary). However, finally they discover a huge cavern underground with a mysterious life source and a sea. The rabbits which Joan (Marilyn Nash) has bought with her prove to be sterile in this new world though, which dooms Morley's hopes...

This isn't a bad film, it's just a bit dull. It has the usual perils and personality clashes and a reasonably cool drilling machine but lacks a spark somewhere, the low budget didn't help. 

Cyborg 2087 (1966)

It is the future and mankind is under the control of deranged technology. A cyborg is sent back to the present day to prevent the invention of this technology and change the future. No, this isn't Terminator!

Garth A7 (Michael Rennie) is sent back to groovy 1960s Earth to prevent Professor Marx (Eduard Franz) from developing a mind to mind communication system which in the future is used to enslave humanity. Unfortunately he only has a short time period to do it before sentinels from the future are sent to capture him. He enlists the help of Marx's assistant Dr Mason (Karen Steele) and her friend Dr Zellar (Warren Stevens) but the sentinels with their zap guns are already on the case...

A low-budget science-fiction film that makes the clever decision, budget wise, to base most of it's action on present day non-SF film sets and locations. Although the film's plot does plod a little at times, and can be a little cheesy, this is not a bad film at all. The idea behind the film is very good, no wonder it was later used again.

Our Miss Fred (1972)

Danny La Rue versus the Nazis, so awful it's brilliant.

Fred (La Rue) is an actor who is called up by the British Army to entertain the troops in early 1940. However, while Fred is on stage in drag, the Germans launch a surprise attack and capture everyone. Fred is told he must stay in drag otherwise he'll be shot as a spy! Unfortunately for Fred, General Brincker (Alfred Marks) takes a fancy to them!

Fred soon finds themself involved with Miss Flodden (Lally Bowers), Miss Lockhart (Frances de la Tour) who are leading a bunch of English schoolgirls trapped in France (and as this is a 1970s comedy the girls are of course saucy and oversexed), and a shot down RAF pilot (Lance Percival) whom they are hiding...

So, this is a typically British piece of whimsical nonsense, containing so many innuendoes and obvious jokes. It is terrible but incredibly funny at times. The charisma and charm of La Rue holds the film together and somehow makes it work.

Charlie Chan in London (1934)

Charlie Chan tackles a complicated crime in an English country house, How could this be anything other than brilliant? Let's find out.

A young man (Douglas Walton) is due to go to the gallows for murder in a few days but his sister Pamela (Drue Leyton) is still desperately trying to prove his innocence. Charlie Chan (Warner Oland) is in London on another case but Pamela persuades him to help. Charlie heads up to the country house where the murder took place. 

He encounters some resistance from the upper class stereotypes assembled there for a hunting party. While they hunt foxes, Charlie hunts clues. But soon his own life is in danger...

This is an excellent instalment in the Charlie Chan series, though Charlie is on his own this time with no sons to help. Charlie expertly unravels the plot and ends up tricking the real murderer into unmasking himself. Great film indeed!