One Body Too Many (1944)

A fun comedy horror / mystery romp. An eccentric millionaire has died, his relatives (whom he mostly hated) gather to hear his will. However he has a final strange stipulation, unless he is buried in a glass dome he will have the terms of his will reversed so those who get a lot will get little and versa. A string of mysteries and intrigues begin...

Hapless insurance agent Albert (Jack Haley) is dragged into the intrigue by Jean Parker and ends up having to try and find out who is trying to steal the body, bury him underground and reverse the will...

An entertaining film full of dark house mystery tropes (hidden passages, stormy night, real eyes behind paintings et cetera). It even has Bela Lugosi in it as the somewhat creepy butler obsessed with making coffee.

Bruce Li in New Guinea (1978)

Crazy Bruceploitation. Bruce Li (not Lee of course) plays an anthropologist who goes to New Guinea with his friend to explore the mysterious snake cult tribe. After a number of fights, including against the likes of Bolo Yeung, Bruce goes missing only to re-emerge from the jungle some time later. Back in HK he is a changed man, and seems to be possessed by the snake spirit...

Bruce remembers that he was nursed back to health by Princess Ankawa (Danna) after being poisoned in a fight against the Snake Wizard (Sing Chen)...

The plot is fairly simple and doesn't get in the way of a series of kung fu fights, some of which are pretty decent. However a little more storyline and a little less fighting might have improved the film a bit. The film is a perfect example of the genre: terrible dubbing, odd sound effects and fast editing. It even has a man in a rather unconvincing ape costume! Not terrible but not terribly original either.

A Jazzed Honeymoon (1919)

Harold Lloyd and Bebe Daniels are newly weds, however their honeymoon doesn't get off to the best of starts. Harold is booed and assaulted by his own wedding guests. Then to make matters worse Harold is left behind by the taxi! When he gets to their cruise ship he is forced to take a job as the world's worse stoker in the engine room.

An enjoyable little comedy film. Much slapstick follows and nonsense. It is all a bit silly and unbelievable of course but the energy and invention wins through.

Escape from the Bronx (1983)

This isn't a subtle film, it isn't a film with a great deal of plot either. It is a film full of machine guns, flamethrowers and explosions. A sequel to Bronx Warriors which introduced Trash (Mark Gregory) and his world of gangs in the decaying Bronx, several years later the Bronx is due for demolition to be replaced by a swanky new build by a huge corporation which has the politicians in it's pocket. Wrangler (Henry Silva) has been tasked with civilian clearance with his army of helmeted exterminators...

Trash is a big thorn in the redevelopment plans, Wrangler and his men are out to get him. Trash has plans of his own though, with the help of Strike (Giancarlo Prete) he plans to kidnap the president of the corporation (Ennio Girolami)...

Endless gunfights and slaughter follow. The film makers were very keen on slow motion shots of people being thrown through the air by an explosion, you'll get a lot of those in this film. It is superb mindless violent fun, if you like that sort of thing of course! It doesn't make a great deal of sense naturally.

The Mysterious Mr. Wong (1934)

A wonderfully camp Chinatown crime drama. Mr Wong (Bela Lugosi) is after the twelve coins of Confucius, once he has them he will have power of a province of China. To get them he unleashes his goons to kill. Jason Barton (Wallace Ford) is a reporter trying to find out why there are so many murders taking place in Chinatown.

Jason Barton finds out a mysterious Mr Wong is behind the murders. A secret agent from China (Fred Warren) is also looking for Wong. Jason Barton is also pursuing Peg (Arline Judge), who gets involved in his adventures...

Lugosi playing yellowface but with his usual voice and accent was certainly one of the cinematic wonders of the age. A cheap but fast moving film, chock full of dodgy stereotypes of course but taken at face value it is a highly enjoyable romp.

Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)

An intriguing science-fiction film though rather disjointed, but there is a good reason for that. The film is originally the Soviet film Planeta Bur which was been edited and dubbed into English. Basil Rathbone was bought in to film some scenes from a moon base and Faith Domergue scenes from a space ship.

Despite all of that, this is a pretty decent example of space exploration as the man reaches Venus for the first time and discovers a planet inhabited by dangerous plants and violent reptiles. The explorers, which include Gennadi Vernov and Georgi Zhzhyonov, get into a variety of scrapes as they explore the planet.

The visuals are frequently impressive, although of course dated now they have the required strange other worldly feel. The film does have a number of problems though, the dubbed dialogue is often quite strange in order to match the original Russian lip movements, because of that it sometimes isn't quite clear what is going on. Rathbone and Domergue don't really add anything to the film, it is pretty obvious they are tacked onto the action. However the film has plenty to enjoy.

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

A very strange film. Santa (Jay Ripley) is stuck in Florida, his sleigh embedded deeply in about 2cm of sand, just before Christmas Eve. To avoid a disaster for children everywhere Santa calls for help from some local kids, they bring their pets and various other animals to try and pull Santa's sleigh free. A man in a rather unconvincing gorilla outfit also has a go.

It doesn't work and Santa begins to tell the kids some fairy stories to cheer them up... Jack and the Bean Stalk in fact. Why? Well that doesn't make such sense really, though there was a lot of handy footage from an earlier film that could be recycled...

The film is incredibly cheaply made and shoddy and has endless awful songs. It is supposed to be a children's film though sometimes seems rather dark and surreal. You may wonder what it is exactly which has made a large dark stain on the back of Santa's trousers. The Christmas movie genre is not generally known for good films but this must rank as one of the worst? Amid the weirdness and awfulness is true joy for those inclined of course.