Teenage Dreamers (1982)

Elaine Chow and Rowena Cortes are high school students doing what HK schoolgirls always seem to do in movies - throw coke (as in cola) around and shoplift in japanese department stores. Then their school links up with a boy's school to do a joint production of Romeo & Juliet. Elaine gets the part of Juliet to play opposite schoolboy hunk Leslie Cheung's Romeo...

But she can't get the final dramatic scene right... until she falls in love with her Romeo for real. They meet secretly in Macau, they frolic on the beach, he pulls down her top and then we cut to the waves crashing on the shore... Now real lovers their final scene in R&J is a hit. But then he splits up with her before the opening night...

A cute and very vivid early 80s HK teen flick. The colours are fantastic, you even get to see/hear Rowena singing on the beach, which is pretty nice. There are plenty of teen/fun frolics but nothing too cheesy.

By Appointment Only (1933)

A reasonable if ultimately uninteresting film and certainly one that couldn't be made today as it features an older man flirting with a thirteen year old girl!

Dr Travers (Lew Cody) is a suave and cocky doctor who feels guilty after he couldn't save one of his patients who died in his surgery. He makes the young daughter of the deceased woman, Judy (Sally O'Neal) his ward, not that his fiancee (Aileen Pringle) is that impressed...

Judy matures into an attractive young woman by the time she is eighteen (not that the Doctor seemed unattracted to her beforehand, the fact he liked her to call her uncle adds to the slight creepiness). His fiancee by now is really pissed off. Luckily there is a more reasonable suitor who is Judy's own age but we do get a bit of a four sided love triangle.

However all of this sounds far worse in text than it is onscreen, this isn't Lolita by any means. Instead it's a fairly average light hearted romantic drama. It could have been more but it is what it is.

Inside Job (1946)

Eddie Norton (Alan Curtis) is an ex-con trying to go straight but reduced to acting as a mannequin in a department store window, also working in the store is his wife Claire (Ann Rutherford) who has to endure the company of her lecherous old boss in order to get paid properly. Eddie is recognised by crime boss Bart Madden (Preston Foster) who wants Eddie to relieve the store of all of it's cash...

For someone who is supposed to want to go straight Eddie decides almost in an instant to do the job himself and cut Bart Madden out of the action. Claire also needs little persuading in helping Eddie out with his crime. Eddie and Claire are soon on the run from the police and Bart Madden...

An enjoyable noir crime drama. It doesn't hang around and the audiences' feelings are played with to an extent. The Nortons fall into crime very easily but are seen gaining a huge amount of redemption through their future actions. However crime doesn't pay, well in Hollywood anyway.

A Shot In The Dark (1935)

A college student (James Bush) is found hanging from the balcony of his dorm room however it soon transpires that he was already dead when the rope was put around his neck... another boy who knew some information dies soon after.

The father (Robert Warwick) of the murdered student's friend Ken Harris (Charles Starrett) is in town and as he has in interest in criminology takes over the case, even the local police agree to it! The murderer is using some kind of weapon to shoot needles into the brains of their victims...

A complicated but enjoyable murder mystery with some Golden Age touches. Is the victim's sister Jean (Marion Shilling) mixed up in it? Family secrets and inheritances are eventually discovered to be the motive and there is a great twist in the end. The film has some good performances though as is usual with films set in universities from this period the "students" all look a little old...

They Call Me Bruce (1982)

A hilarious send-up of martial arts movies. Johnny Yune is a Korean cook working for the mafia (though completely unaware of any wrong doing), everyone calls him Bruce and thinks he can do kung fu...

Unfortunately "Bruce" has no martial arts ability at all but gets involved in delivering drugs for the mob alongside Freddy (Raf Mauro) all the time being tailed by the Feds (Pam Huntington) and being used to capture the big boss...

It is all very silly with lots of slapstick and corny gags (but delivered excellently). It knows the subject it is sending up very well and if you get the references then it may indeed be one of the funniest films you'll ever see.