South of Panama (1941)

A modest but decent espionage drama. Government scientist Paul Martin (Hugh Beaumont) has developed a new secret camouflage paint and is heading to Panama, but enemy agents want that secret for themselves. Paul's sister Jan (Virginia Vale) is warned agents are waiting for her brother and causes a distraction with stranger Mike Lawrence (Richard Pryor).

Lawrence, whom the rather clueless agents think is Jan's sister, gets drawn into the action which includes some fairly low-octane car chases and a few fumbling fight scenes. Jan meanwhile puts on a black wig and becomes a Latina singer and becomes "unrecognisable" despite her awful accent...

An enjoyable little film which makes little sense if we are to be honest, if the scientist's formula was so valuable why would he be allowed to travel without any protection? However if the viewer can get over that they'll find a fast paced drama, maybe few surprises but well executed.

Deathstalker (1983)

Sword and sorcery... and a lot of bare breasts. Evil Munkar (Bernard Erhard) is a magician who rules the kingdom... which seems to be a kingdom of a lot of murder and rape. Carefree adventurer Deathstalker (Richard Hill) is recruited by a witch to defeat Munkar. To do this he must get a magical sword which will render him invincible. He does this (and thus takes a lot of the tension out of the film).

Next Deathstalker rides into Munkar's castle to take part in a tournament. More killing and depravity takes place. Princess Codille (Barbi Benton) is more of interest to Deathstalker than the ultimate power, which he will gain if he seizes Munkar's amulet and chalice...

So this is a film with a lot of violence (including quite a lot of decapitations) and sex (masses of female and make nudity). Naturally the land is also full of strange monsters and freaks, including a rather odd creature who lives in a box. It is isn't a film that has much in the way of plot, but the plot there is is the usual sub-Conan fare. The film doesn't really make much sense but is enjoyable campy tosh and is as fun as it looks. It doesn't take itself seriously which is always the best with stuff like this.

The Bold Cavalier (1936)

The first colour Zorro film. The brutal Commandant (Sig Ruman) is mistreating the peasants, the mysterious Zorro is raising them in revolt. When the new Governor is killed, Zorro is blamed and the Governor's daughter Lady Palma (Heather Angel) demands revenge. She is annoyed by the perfumed fop Don Diego (Robert Livingston) who is always hanging around, he seems a coward and not a real man...

Of course we know Don Diego is really Zorro and he plays a clever double game (though aided by everyone else being fairly naive) to help the peasants and stay in Lady Palma's good books. He even tries (or appears to anyway) to help the Commandant win Lady Palma's heart. Finally his identity is revealed, can Lady Palma forgive Don Diego and stop the Commandant's evil plan to rule the province instead of her?

A good 1930s action drama where little time is wasted. Rollicking swash buckling fun overall, the film has a number of great action set pieces where Zorro shows off his fighting prowess and also bull fighting skills.

The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976)

Superbly odd sci-fi as David Bowie plays an alien called Newton (lets face it a part he was born to play). Newton is trapped on Earth but uses his knowledge of advanced alien technology to build a massive corporation with the help of Farnsworth (Buck Henry). He then heads off to New Mexico where he stays in a hotel room full of TVs with maid Mary Lou (Candy Clarke) who drinks a lot of gin.

Newton wants to build a spaceship in order to return home, hence building a billion dollar corporation in order to afford it. Unfortunately the US government end up putting a spanner in the works...

A strange film indeed. Bowie spends most of the film looking suitably bemused at the weird ways of the Earth. The plot seems rather lost amid the odd and surreal visuals but is best enjoyed for the wonderful weird art that is it.

The Magic Sword (1962)

A vibrant but rather odd fantasy tale of knights on horseback, dragons and magic. Evil sorcerer Lodak (Basil Rathbone) has captured princess Helene (Anne Helm) and wants to feed her to his dragon. Sir Branton (Liam Sullivan) promises his liege he will rescue Helene in return for her hand in magic... but Sir George (Gary Lockwood) also vows to rescue her... even though he has only ever seen her secretly via a magic pool. Obviously in ye olde age peeping toms were not considered so bad...

To reach the princess the knights have to face seven deadly curses from Lodak including swamps and an orge, The main danger to George though is from Sir Branton who is secretly in league with Lodak. Luckily George is equipped with some magic of his own thanks to his foster mum witch Sybil (Estelle Winwood)...

A fantastical adventure. It is high camp as well, Rathbone and Winwood give great pantomime like performances, which is just what the film needs. Lockwood always looks like he is finding whats going on around him somewhat confusing.