Crime Doctor (1943)

Based on a popular radio drama. Back in the early 1930s a man (Warren Baxter) falls from a speeding car and ends up in hospital, with amnesia. He is unable to remember anything from his past and takes the name Robert Ordway. He eventually decides to become a criminal psychiatrist and returns to university. Within a few years we see that he is doing really well and working on the parole board...

However three members of a crime gang (John Litel, Don Costello and Harold Huber), who years ago did a heist but never got the money, recognise him. Ordway is actually Phil Morgan and was part of the gang. They think he is keeping the money for himself and is faking the amnesia. Naturally he regains his old memory in the time honoured movie method, another bump to the head!

A highly entertaining crime drama which fits a lot of story line into a fairly short film. Maybe Ordway is a little too good to be true with his progressive prison reform methods (for the day anyway) but the villains add the right spot of grittiness, and Grace (Margaret Lindsay) adds a welcome bit of glamour. A good film and it also started what turned out to be a ten film series of the Crime Doctor.

Superargo and the Faceless Giants (1968)

A rather strange Italian-Spanish superhero film. Top sports stars, including pro wrestlers, are being kidnapped by faceless (well kinda) robots and then bundled into the back of a Ford Transit van. The police can only call upon one man to fight this new menace... an ex-wrestler and now superhero who wears a red rubber suit and can float in mid-air (of course).

Superargo (Giovanni Clanfriglia) is that man, and is soon fighting the robots in various awkwardly choreographed fight scenes. He finds out that the mysterious Professor Wond (Guy Madison) is behind this menace. Superargo, along with his mentor Kamir (Aldo Sambrell), manages to get the help of Wond's assistant Gloria (Diana Loris) and infiltrates Wond's sub-Bond villain cavern lair...

It is all very silly of course, the light nonsensical plot merely a flimsy skeleton for a series of action scenes of varying quality. Very much a rip-off of 60s style superhero antics, even the music is vaguely Batman-esque. It is all a lot of fun.

The Pay-Off (1930)

Somewhat overly wordy but decent early talkie. A young couple (William Janney and Marian Nixon) are robbed of their wedding funds and therefore decide to get involved with crime (natch). They get involved with gentleman crime boss Gene (Lowell Sherman) who takes kindly to them. Gene's rival Rocky (Hugh Trevor) is pretty unimpressed and seeks to control the organisation himself.

Things come to a head when the gang plan a big hit but Gene doesn't want any bloodshed, much to the disgust of Rocky...

Although not that great a film. The plot is a little contrived at times though fast moving. Lowell Sherman plays a good part. The other actors verge between basic competence and almost awful.

Adventures of a Plumber's Mate (1978)

More low-rent British sauce and frolics. Sid South (Christopher Neil) is a plumber who uses his job to have his way with lonely housewives. Sid is also deeply in debt with the bookies, cockney geezer Blackie (Arthur Mullard) is threatening to put Sid is "horsepital" unless he pays up.

Sid has an adventure with a solid gold toilet seat and then seeks the help of Dodger (Willie Rushton) who offers him a succession of ridiculous minor crime jobs which all end in disaster for Sid...

A sex comedy but not one with a great deal of sex. Lots of female nudity though, actually lots and lots. It isn't that funny for a comedy either, more a mix of mildly amusing antics and over the top nonsense. It scores highly for British 1970s nostalgia and has some great stars including Stephen Lewis, Christopher Biggins and Elaine Paige. A mess but enjoyable enough.

Honor and Glory (1993)

Completely incomprehensible martial arts nonsense. The trigger from a nuclear weapon is stolen in Russia (although apparently it looks a lot like a Bulgarian dildo) and for some reason corrupt banker Jason Slade (John Miller) has it and is trying to sell it to the Arabs. Two sisters are investigating Slade, FBI agent Tracey (Cynthia Rothrock) and reporter Joyce (Donna Jason). Their Dad is a CIA agent (Leo Rocca) is also after Slade.

Meanwhile Slade's bodyguard Jake Armstrong (Chuck Jeffreys) decides to switch sides. Then a HK agent Dragon Lee (Robin Shou) and a Japanese assassin (Richard Yuen) get involved in this unholy mess. Which ends up in a massive fight in a warehouse.

These films seldom make sense but Honor & Glory takes this to a whole new level. It mostly consists of fairly random segments and plot lines that never get resolved. The film is fun, the fights are often good though lame attempts at plot get in the way a bit. A rare case of a film which needed more fighting and less storyline.