Thursday, August 25, 2022

Bulldog Drummond's Revenge (1937)

Another in the long-running Bulldog Drummond series, more exciting spy adventures in a Britain which always seems covered in fog.



Drummond (John Howard) is ready to head to Switzerland with Algy (Reginald Denny) and Tenny (E.E. Clive) so he can finally marry Phyllis (Louise Campbell). However, a evil (if somewhat inept) group of plotters are planning to steal a terrible new explosive and of course Drummond and company get dragged into Neilson's (John Barrymore) case. 

The gang steal a suitcase of the explosive from an aeroplane but the suitcase ends up in Drummond's hands. The gang steals it back but everyone ends up on the same boat train to Paris for confusing escapades on a train and then a boat...

A good fast paced adventure though containing nothing you haven't seen before (especially if you have seen other films in the series). The character ensemble perform their usual quips or faints. A perfectly enjoyable film.

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

House of the Black Death (1971)

A rather low-rent and low-energy Satanic horror... not that there is that much horror. Plenty of Satan though.



The Desard family have been cursed by Demonic forces for centuries. Now the two brothers Andre (John Carradine) and Belial (Lou Chaney Jr) are competing warlords invoking the power of Satan to control the local village and estate. Visiting scientists Dr Mallory (Andrea King) and Dr Campion (Jerome Thor) naturally scoff at such superstitious nonsense.

But the Satanic battle is real, though mostly seems to consist of scantily clad women gyrating and writhing and plenty of calls to Satan. To be honest about 50% of the dialogue of this film is the word "Satan" and there is a lot of dialogue in this film. Actual visual horror is in short supply though the film is undeniably a bit creepy but isn't very scary. And really isn't that good.

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

A glorious mockney romp.

Geezah mockney Eddy (Nick Moran) enters a high stakes poker game with gangland boss Hatchet Harry (P.H. Moriarty), his stake raised by his three other geezah mockney mates (Dexter Fletcher, Jason Flemyng and Jason Statham). Although Eddy is a top card shark, Harry has a hidden edge... he cheats. Eddy loses his mates' money and ends up having to owe Harry half a million which is a lot of bread. Unfortunately for Eddy and his geezah mates, the money will be collected by Harry's hard men: Barry the Baptist (Lenny McLean) and Big Chris (Vinnie Jones).

Meanwhile a plot to get Harry some antique shotguns and a plan by Eddy and his geezah mates to steal money and cannabis results in a huge and bloody showdown...

None of it really makes sense, Eddy and his geezah mates act so naive and foolishly its a wonder they weren't brown bread years ago. The characters are ridiculous, one dimensional cartoon characters. But thats probably the point. This is a swagging and stylish and very violent film with cool scenes and cool music throughout.

Monday, August 22, 2022

Black Magic (1944)

A decent entry in the lengthy Charlie Chan series.

A man is murdered at a seance which Charlie Chan's daughter Frances (Frances Chan) was attending. The police detective (Joseph Crehan) forces Chan (Sidney Toler) to investigate the crime or his daughter won't be getting released any time soon. Chan's chauffeur Birmingham (Mantan Moreland) was also in the house as a servant, and thinks there are some spooky goings on. In fact everything spooky is really a trick...

A problem for Chan is that multiple attendees at the seance had motives. However, he begins to unravel a clever plot involving false identities, hypnosis and fiendish weapons...

There is nothing wrong with this film at all, the crime is inventive and the solving of the puzzle very satisfying. Its nothing really you haven't seen before with Charlie Chan, though him being assisted by a daughter instead of one of his sons is interesting. An enjoyable film. Interestingly Frances Chan played one of Chan's daughters in a much earlier film (1933's Charlie Chan's Greatest Case) in the series too!

Friday, August 19, 2022

Geisha Girl (1952)

This could have been a decent enough spy drama though is let down by whimsy and stereotypes.



Rocky (Steve Forrest) and Archie (Archer MacDonald) are two American soldiers on leave from the Korean War. They head to Tokyo, there they find their uniforms keep them out of interesting bars. They instead buy some clothes from a Japanese tailor, by coincidence the shop is the front for a diabolically evil scientist who had developed a bomb so powerful it makes the atom bomb look like a firework. Archie heads off with an example of this new bomb (which is pill sized) in his pocket...

The gang leader Nakano (Tetsu Nakamura) invites the guys back to his home, where he just so happens to have a geisha school. The guys also bring along flight attendant Peggy (Martha Hyer) who is secretly an Allied agent. Nakano and his inept thugs try repeatedly to get back the pill-bomb...

Fairly light hearted and quite ridiculous, this could though have been a solid enough spy film but is let down by the ridiculous Archie character. Obviously used for comic relief though he mostly succeeds in being pretty annoying. The bizarre hypnotist Zoro (Dekao Yokoo) is quite something though.