Wednesday, July 13, 2022

The Girl in Lovers Lane (1960)

A low-budget film from the tough streets of a small town in the US.

Danny (Lowell Brown) is a rich kid who has gone on the run, he gets turned over by some thugs in a rail yard but is saved from destitution by experienced drifter Bix (Brett Halsey). Bix takes Danny under his wing (the fact Danny has all the money is incidental of course!) They end up in a small town and Bix soon has to teach Danny some street smarts and how to deal with dangerous thugs and even more dangerous gals!

However, Bix falls in love with Carrie (Joyce Meadows) and starts to wonder if he should settle down and stop drifting. But the weird Jesse (Jack Elam) throws a tragic spanner in the works...

An enjoyable film, though the sleazy and brutal world of Bix and his drifting lifestyle could have done with a little bit more budget and at times the pace of the film could have done with a bit more juice. 

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

The Trusted Outlaw (1937)

An efficient if run-of-the-mill Western.

Reformed former outlaw Dan Ward (Bob Steele) returns to his old home in the hope of reuniting with his old beau Molly (Lois January), however she arranges for him to be ambushed! Dan faces his old rival Swain (Earl Dwire), the local outlaw, but in the end is persuaded not to turn to gunplay by the Sheriff (Frank Ball).

Dan is hired to take the payroll to the mine (very trusting considering his past!) He has to run the gauntlet of Swain's gang but also discovers Betty (Joan Barclay)...

So yet another B-movie Western, a decent enough film that tells a straightforward story pretty quickly without any tangents. The fact Molly is one of the bad guys (for a while) is probably the most notable thing about this film, which is otherwise pretty familiar fare. Good horsemanship and reasonably good fights.

Monday, July 11, 2022

Bruce Lee : Martial Arts Master (1994)

An interesting if limited biopic of Bruce Lee, this one concentrating more on his movie career.

The film tells the story of Bruce, moving to the US after a troublesome upbringing in HK. Soon he was making waves with his brand of kung fu and coming to the attention of Hollywood. Bruce's first forays on screen were in TV series like the Green Hornet but when he returned to HK his film career took up in a short but incredibly bright career...

Talking heads such as James Coburn, Jackie Chan and Bolo Yeung share anecdotes and memories of working with Bruce. Plenty of classic clips from his films (though not his TV shows) are fitted in throughout. This is a decent documentary however, if you are a fan of Bruce it really won't tell you anything new.

Friday, July 8, 2022

Squirm (1976)

Part of the 1970s wave of animal attack films, but in this case even more weird than usual, but also rather more compelling too.

A storm has bought down the electric lines in rural Georgia, the electricity flows into the Earth and brings millions of meat eating worms to the surface! City boy Mick (Don Scardino) is in town to see his local girlfriend Geri (Patricia Pearcy). Being a smart ass from Noo Yoick and therefore not a hick he knows that something strange is up already (of course) though the strangely smug Sheriff (Peter MacLean) won't hear anything about it...

Things really start to deteriorate when the somewhat odd Roger (RA Dow) has worms fly up into his face and literal masses of worms appear everywhere, eating people left right and centre. Mick has to try and save Geri and her family and fight a strangely zombified Roger...

Truthfully this film is a total mess, but a glorious one all the same. It makes little sense and at times the red necks are as scary and dangerous as the worms. The film is full of cheese, strange characters, gore and stereotypes. It is actually pretty great... somehow.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

The Phantom Planet (1961)

Middling science-fiction thrills, nothing too original overall except for one thing...

It is the future (well 1980 anyway) and USAF spaceships are going missing, thrown off course by a mysterious force. Captain Chapman (Dean Fredericks) is sent to investigate, his ship is also seized by a force and his ship lands on an unknown planet. Chapman heads out in his spacesuit and sees tiny people, then he passes out and his suit is opened. When he breathes the air of this planet he is also shrunk! Luckily for the film's classification although the rest of his clothes remain normal size his underpants also shrink with him...

Chapman is captured by the people of this planet, he is told he cannot leave but can have his choice of two beautiful women (Coleen Grey and Dolores Faith) as a wife! That doesn't go down well with one of the girl's beau Herron (Anthony Dexter) who challenges Chapman to a deadly duel. When Chapman wins but spares Herron's life they become friends. Herron offers Chapman the chance to return home but first he must help them battle the brutal aliens Solarites who are attacking...

So fairly familiar stuff, the plot is mostly what you may have seen before in other films (and probably made better too). The shrinking of Chapman is an interesting twist with some decent effects. The film is not great but is perfectly reasonable.

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

Attack of the Puppet People (1958)

Like the shrunken people it is about, this film is small but mighty!



Sally (June Kenney) gets a job at a doll maker called Mr Franz (John Hoyt). She notices that he keeps some remarkably lifelike dolls in glass containers however, she doesn't think any more about it. Or that Mr Franz has a strange looking machine in his back office that he likes to keep locked, or that a number of people who have worked for him have mysteriously gone missing...

Sally falls for salesman Bob (John Agar) and eventually plans to leave her job and move to another city with him, which disappoints Mr Franz. However, Bob is next to go missing. Sally then discovers that Mr Franz has shrunken Bob to doll size, and does the same to her! Like a number of other victims, Sally and Bob are now doll sized people who are let out of their glass cages for Mr Franz's amusement...

This is a lovely little film really, it may be small in budget and not well known but it is very watchable. The special effects may be a bit cheap, some of the outsize props are a little off in proportion but this is very fun stuff indeed. Hoyt is superb as the outwardly kind but secretly monstrous Franz.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Firehead (1991)

A Russian cyborg with super powers is running amok but (plot twist!) he isn't the bad guy!

Ivan (Brett Porter) is a Russian cyborg with special powers who defects to the West, however after a couple of years he is blowing things up in the good old US of A instead. Vaughn (Christopher Plummer), the head of a secret US government lab, sends the scientist Hart (Chris Lemmon) and special agent Meila (Gretchen Becker) to stop Ivan. However, Ivan is really the good guy and it is Vaughn who is secretly head of a mysterious secret society which is using Ivan's attacks to bring about World War 3...

It is complete nonsense of course, and rather inept in execution. Hilarious for all the wrong reasons (of course). It's probably better not to wonder what exactly the relationship of super smart tweenager Smith (Lauren Levy Neustadter) is to Hart, or quite why no one can shoot straight. Why does the secret society have pictures of Mussolini on the walls of their lair? Also wonder why did Plummer and Martin Landau agreed to appear in this cheap madness. Just enjoy the fact they did and helped create an incredibly inane but enjoyable film.