The Day Time Ended (1979)

The makers of this film obviously had budget for special effects and were going to use as many as possible, no matter if it made sense to the plot (such that there is). The result is a bit of a mess though not without charm. 

A nice middle class family arrive home at their funky modern house in the desert, all solar panels and modern art (and to be fair it looks amazing). However, weird things start happening. Strange lights at night appear at night, these third encounters involve stop motion monsters and time warps.

Grant (Jim Davis) waves a pistol around rather ineffectually as one of the aliens, the family encounters, looks like a flying teasmade and stops bullets in mid air and vaporise them. However, the teasmade is stopped by a wooden interior door. Little Jenny (Natasha Ryan) isn't afraid of the aliens and leads the family into a time warp into the future...

The film doesn't make much sense, after a night of having their lives turned upside down and being menaced by monsters, they all seem cool about being seemingly marooned in the far future in a strange land. In fact apart from a mild case of awe and minor terror they don't seem that freaked out about anything. The alien antics, which randomly switch from monster attacks to time warps and UFO light shows, are also hard to explain. The film is nonsense with little plot but entertaining fun all the same.

Nabonga (1944)

A standard jungle adventure with the obligatory big ape played by a man in a suit and a white woman who has grown up in the distant jungle but still looks like she just came out of a beauty salon! 

Years ago, Stockwell (Herbert Rawlinson) made off with a fortune in gems along with his young daughter Doreen (Jackie Newfield). Their plane crashes in the jungle, Doreen befriends a gorilla (Ray Corrigan) who has been wounded...

Some years later Ray (Buster Crabb) is in Africa looking for these gems. His father took the blame for Stockwell's crime and Ray wants to clear his name. With the help of Tobo (Prince Modupe) he heads into the jungle to the realm of a mysterious white witch. Carl (Barton MacLane) and Marie (Fifi D'Orsay) are also on the trail though Carl just wants the gems for himself! Ray discovers that the white witch is Doreen, now a young woman (Julie London) and guarded by her friendly gorilla Samson. Doreen isn't interested in giving the gems back...

Standard jungle adventure fare with Buster Crabb fulfilling the Tarzan-like hero role with some bare chested wild animal fighting. The film is pretty low budget with limited "jungle" scenes which make the most of stock footage. Samson the gorilla's suit is a highlight as is Doreen's rather fetching jungle print cocktail dress. Remarkable what you can pick up in the deepest darkest jungle.

The Mirror Crack'd (1980)

An excellent Agatha Christie adaptation packed full of stars. Hollywood has invaded a quiet English village to make a film being directed by Jason Rudd (Rock Hudson) and starring wife Marina (Elizabeth Taylor). However, at a reception local girl Heather (Maureen Bennett) dies of poisoning. Was the poison really intended for Marina?

Miss Marple (Angela Lansbury) and her nephew Inspector Craddock (Edward Fox) investigate the murder in their own separate ways. There are a number of suspects including the shifty producer Martin (Tony Curtis) and Marina's unstable rival Lola (Kim Novak). But was the crime not quite as it appears?

A delightful film that really plays up the contrast between the hysteria and exaggeration of Hollywood and the staid conservatism of a 1950s English village. The film doesn't move very quickly but it certainly is highly enjoyable.

Reptilicus (1961)

Everyone was doing a monster movie in the 1960s, and here is the Danish "Godzilla", a rather ridiculous looking reptile which destroys Copenhagen. The preserved remains of a strange beast are found by Svend (Bent Medjing) a miner. Back at the lab, Professor Martens (Ashjorn Andersen) is carefully analysing the remains. When a mistake thaws the remains out the remains begin to regenerate...

During a thunderstorm the regeneration completes rapidly, the result being a huge armour plated killing machine. The Reptilicus (as it is called) escapes and begins to destroy. US General Grayson (Carl Ottosen) is tasked with stopping it but the army weapons have little effect as the creature descends on the city...

A very strange film with odd stilted dialogue and stiff acting, plus incredibly ropey special effects. For some reason the creature spits green goo, which has little effect on whatever it hits. It also has a lot of trouble destroying even the most cardboard of building. The film is complete nonsense and also hilarious and hugely enjoyable of course.

West of the Divide (1934)

An unsurprising but perfectly competent Western. Ted (John Wayne) is still wondering what happened to his brother and smarting at how his Dad was probably killed by Gentry (Lloyd Whitlock) and the family ranch taken over. By sheer chance he sees the opportunity to pose as an outlaw and infiltrate Gentry's gang. Gentry meanwhile is after another ranch, menacing Fred Winters (Lafe McKee) and his daughter Faye (Virginia Brown Faire)...

With the help of his sidekick Dusty (George Gabby Hayes), Ted seeks evidence of Gentry's mis-deeds and finally brings him to rights with much hard horse riding and diving through windows.

Although the story is a bit by numbers (though with a few surprises) and artistically is nothing out of the ordinary, this is a decent Western. John Wayne was not quite the finished article but you can see why he was well on the way to becoming a legend.

The Great Smokey Roadblock (1977)

One of a number of trucking movies made in the late 1970s. Although light hearted enough, this isn't as funny as some of the other trucking films, though has some soul and heart. Elegant John (Henry Fonda) is dying and his truck is repossessed, he wants one last great cross country run before he dies so he skips hospital and steals his truck back. He heads East across the US, picking up Bible bashing hitchhiker Beebo (Robert Englund) and a trailer load of prostitutes including Eileen Brennan and Susan Sarandon also fleeing the law...

Our journey across small town and smaller trail America takes in a number of fascinating characters including the Missouri lawman called Harley Davidson (Dub Taylor)! The film is watchable though overall has the energy of a broken down truck. It tries very hard to be a comedy though much of the comedy falls quite flat. The story, Elegant John's need for one last fling before he dies, is solid. The film may have been better if they dialled back on the other weirdness and concentrated more on that. 

Despite it's problems the film isn't bad at all especially with the cast it has, and as a period piece of late 70s small town America it really works.

Cleopatra (1912)

A classic early silent movie, full of dramatic gestures and many extras in period costumes (of dubious historical accuracy). This tells the story of Cleopatra (Helen Gardner) after the murder of Julius Caesar and her seduction of Marc Antony (Charles Sindelar) and blah blah blah. The history, or at least William Shakespeare's version of it, is very familiar and doesn't need to be repeated here.

At the start of the film, the slave Pharon (Mr Howard) professes his love to Cleopatra. When she finds out she offers him ten days of love after which he must kill himself. He agrees though Pharon's lover the handmaiden Iras (Pearl Sindelar) is not so keen on this and later uses this against her Queen...

This is a lush historical epic to which regular colour tinting adds another dimension. The film is fairly low budget though and the sets reflect that. The camera is also pretty static, it is more like a filmed stage play than an actual film but still an interesting watch all the same.