Friday, October 15, 2021

Blood Theatre (1984)

Quite simply one of the most baffling films ever made. Murdock (Rob-roy Fletcher) adds another movie theatre to his chain, unfortunately it is one which was the scene of a massacre on the opening night. Murdock, when he is not being bullied by his "assistant" Miss Blackwell (Mary Woronov), sends some of his employees to prepare the theatre for re-opening. Jennifer (Jenny Cunningham), Adrian (Andrew Cofrin) and Malcolm (Daniel Schafer) all encounter much weirdness, such as flying movie film canisters and Jennifer even encounters a strange old man (Jonathan Blakely) who tries to strangle her.

The deaths begin as opening night nears, including sassy employees Selena (Joanna Foxx) and Darcy (Stephanie Dillard) - which is a bit of a shame because they are probably the best part of the film. Opening night itself becomes a bit of a blood bath with various and innovative methods of execution including decapitation by a projection room shutter. Jennifer encounters the old man again, and apparently she reminds him of someone from his past...

By then you won't really care as the film makes zero sense. It is hilarious though (and intentionally) with randomness and weirdness throughout. The film includes a fake trailer for Clown Whores of Hollywood. To be honest that film would probably have made more sense. A kind of genius.