Friday, May 6, 2022

Hollywood After Dark (1961)

A rather sleazy tale, more no-rent than low-rent.

Tony (Tony Vorno) owns a scrapyard in Hollywood. He is recruited by the owner of a strip club to join in a planned raid on an armoured car though is rather hesitant to go through with it. Tony who seems somewhat morose about... well everything but he falls in love with Sandy (Rue McClanahan), a Hollywood hopeful who is hoping to become a star but instead seems to be taking her clothes off for a handful of cheap punters. Tony decides to go through with the heist so he can use the money to help Sandy...

A very cheap and rather awful film. The film has poor acting, a poor plot, and is rather poorly made. Even the strip show scenes are rather grim. You do get to see a future Golden Girl do a burlesque strip show though!

Thursday, May 5, 2022

House of Bamboo (1955)

A tough and taut crime drama in early postwar Japan.

Dawson (Robert Ryan) runs a tough crime syndicate in 1950s Japan, even stealing weapons from a military train. Eddie (Robert Stack) is a US Army investigator who goes undercover as a two-bit hoodlum who has come over to Tokyo to try his luck. He links up with Mariko (Shirley Yamaguchi), the girl of an ex-gang member who Dawson had shot, and manages to get into Dawson's group.

He needs to find evidence and catch Dawson on the job, knowing that the boss has inside men in the police, this does not prove to be that easy though. Can Eddie stop Dawson before his cover is blown?

A lovely period piece set in a Japan just starting to emerge from the postwar rebuild. The film is tense with hard boiled leads and a superb final confrontation in a fair ground. Not quite a Noir (its in colour for a start) but definitely has that feel.

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

GoldenEye (1995)

A new Bond and a good reboot with Pierce Brosnan now in possession of the Walther PPK.

Years before 007 and 006 raid and destroy a Soviet secret weapon factory, though 006 (Sean Bean) doesn't make it out alive. Now the Soviet Union has collapsed, but the top secret space weapon system GoldenEye is still in operation... until it is stolen by Ourumov (Gottfried John) and the rather psychotic Xenia (Famke Janssen). GoldenEye can destroy electronic systems. Now the GoldenEye is being readied to attack London and destroy the world financial system.

Along with Natalya (Izabella Scorupco), the only survivor of the raid on the GoldenEye base, Bond must discover who is really behind the plot to steal the weapon. The identity of whom is a surprise even to James...

A slightly harder and more serious Bond than the films of the 1980s, a very good return to form. The action scenes, especially the tank car chase in St Petersburg are pretty spectacular, but Bond still has his quips.

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

The Perils of Pauline (Serial) (1933)

This shares a title with the famous serial which more or less started the genre, 1914's The Perils of Pauline but little else. This is, though, a pretty decent little set of cliffhangers.



Professor Hargrave (James Durkin) and his daughter Pauline (Evelyn Knapp) are in Indo-China during a time of revolution, Hargrave is working on a deadly gas which in the wrong hands would be a terrible weapon. Evil Dr Bashan (John Davidson) has those "wrong hands". With Bashan in pursuit, the Hargraves along with Robert (Craig Reynolds) seek out an ivory disc with the formula written on it...

The serial starts out strongly with a good budget and good use of newsreel footage though gets a bit stuck in the middle during an overlong stay in the Indonesian jungle (which for some reason, due to re-used sets, includes an Ancient Egyptian temple!) The climax in the US is a return to form though the ending is rather sudden.

This fulfils the brief for a perfectly acceptable movie serial, good cliffhangers, re-use of whatever sets and costumes were available and ridiculous plot lines (complete with a superbly evil baddie). Excellent entertainment.






Monday, May 2, 2022

Carry on Behind (1975)

While not the best Carry On film (and certainly recycling quite a bit from earlier films especially Carry on Camping), this is still a very funny entry. Indeed, the last good Carry On film in many ways.

Professor Crump (Kenneth Williams) has organised an archaeological dig looking for Roman ruins with Professor Vooshka (Elke Sommers). Their dig happens to be next to a rather low-rent camp site owned by Major Leep (Kenneth Connor) with odd-job man Henry (Peter Butterworth) always after a few quid. Amongst the camp site visitors are Ernie (Jack Douglas) and Fred (Windsor Davies) who are on a "fishing" trip, though as their wives are not with them, and as this is a Carry On film, we know what they are looking to "catch"! Arthur (Bernard Bresslaw) and his wife Linda (Patsy Rowlands) are also there, unfortunately for Arthur so is his mother-in-law (Joan Sims) and her potty-mouthed mynah bird!

The film lacks much in the way of plot, the dig and the camp site gradually falls into chaos and ruin, especially after a lot of rain. The comedy situations are very funny though. Many of the jokes are so obvious an Eagle could see them coming, you'll still laugh though.